MINUTES WITH DWAYNE JOHNSON

Literally just 3 minutes with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, the biggest movie star on the planet

Tdoing to the box office whatever the Large Hadron Collider would do to a jelly. Forget whatever monster franchise epic you’re writing a treatment for, The Rock is already starring in it and playing every character. The Rock, at the time of writing, has 12 movies listed on IMDb as either announced or in pre or post-production, but I stress ‘the time of writing’ as I can’t type as fast as The Rock movies can get green-lit.

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The Rock’s time is very valuable and may one day be an official currency when cryptos die out, transactions being made in units of The Rock’s time, trading made possible when The Rock inevitably punches a hole in the space-time continuum.

Warner Bros initially offered me just eight minutes with The Rock ahead of the release of the succinctly, supertextually-named Rampage. This was cut to four on the day, and then three, another journalist savoring but two-and-a-half-minutes of Rock wisdom. The Rock. The Rock 2020. The Rock 3020 for that matter.

Dwayne! Hey man. You’re on my list of very favourite humans that I’ve still yet to meet so this is a great pleasure.

Awh thank you man, thank you very much.

You’re such an in-demand guy that I only have three minutes with you.

But it’s gonna be the best three minutes.

Oh I don’t doubt that. So you’ve made so many films lately, you’ve answered so many questions, you’ve done so much promo work, I wondered, what would The Rock like to talk about today?

Awh, this might be my favourite interview! Um let’s talk about, let’s see, let’s talk about how you get through your day. How about that. Like, what do you do? What’s your thing in the morning that you have to do?