9 way wizkid could have attacked weekend on twitter
With all the Twitter drama of Tuesday, October 11, 2016 which saw Wizkid’s fans yap on and on about The Weeknd having stolen the Ojuelegba crooner’s Star Boy ‘name’, it behoves us to soften the mood with some humour here and there because life is already hard enough as it is.
So yea, with Wizkid and his supposed ‘drama’ with The Weeknd over allegations the latter ‘stole’ his brand name or whatever, below are 9 likely responses Wizkid could have had if it degenerated into a ‘tweet fight’.
1. He would have told The Weeknd how much money he has, even though there are reports he doesn’t own that four-bedroom duplex at Ayinde Akinmade in Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.
2. Then maybe bragged about being the original ‘star boy’… because Fela’s protégé and all.
3. He would probably then add that he single-handedly made Drake’s first ever Billboard number 1 in One Dance… even though all he did was hum for a bit on the 2:54 seconds song. Plus, he actually didn't appear in the video meanwhile Kyla did.
4. He could also have thrown a bottle at the American star… using a GIF of course, because of course it is online and only a ‘tweet fight’ plus there are no actual champagne bottles and whatnot.
5. Wizkid could also have copied Drake on Twitter so The Weeknd realizes there’s actually a bond between both men.
6. Then maybe drop more hints of the new collaboration they both have in the bag.
7. For avoidance of doubt, Wizkid could also brag about being more street-smart… because Ojuelegba
8. Somehow, if the talk veers towards women, we know who is winning… because baby mamas and whatnot.
9. Lastly, Wizkid could remind The Weeknd that he knows influential people outside music including Tinubu, Saraki, Fashola and Adenuga among others.
But our Nigerian music star knows better and with reports he has sealed a new deal with Sony/ RCA, he possibly won’t be involved in all that social media mischief anymore.
So yea, with Wizkid and his supposed ‘drama’ with The Weeknd over allegations the latter ‘stole’ his brand name or whatever, below are 9 likely responses Wizkid could have had if it degenerated into a ‘tweet fight’.
1. He would have told The Weeknd how much money he has, even though there are reports he doesn’t own that four-bedroom duplex at Ayinde Akinmade in Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.
2. Then maybe bragged about being the original ‘star boy’… because Fela’s protégé and all.
3. He would probably then add that he single-handedly made Drake’s first ever Billboard number 1 in One Dance… even though all he did was hum for a bit on the 2:54 seconds song. Plus, he actually didn't appear in the video meanwhile Kyla did.
4. He could also have thrown a bottle at the American star… using a GIF of course, because of course it is online and only a ‘tweet fight’ plus there are no actual champagne bottles and whatnot.
5. Wizkid could also have copied Drake on Twitter so The Weeknd realizes there’s actually a bond between both men.
6. Then maybe drop more hints of the new collaboration they both have in the bag.
7. For avoidance of doubt, Wizkid could also brag about being more street-smart… because Ojuelegba
8. Somehow, if the talk veers towards women, we know who is winning… because baby mamas and whatnot.
9. Lastly, Wizkid could remind The Weeknd that he knows influential people outside music including Tinubu, Saraki, Fashola and Adenuga among others.
But our Nigerian music star knows better and with reports he has sealed a new deal with Sony/ RCA, he possibly won’t be involved in all that social media mischief anymore.
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